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Joke of the Day
"Why do Indians hate snow? It's white and it's on their land."
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"I've had my heart broken before, but I got back up on that horse and said ""C'mon, can't we give us one more chance? Stomp once for yes."""
"I recently became a father Is a weird way to say I just got a girlfriend and she started calling me ""Daddy."""
"My friend called me dyslexic... I told him that he's a smart fella."
"How to turn black woman into spider? Kill her husband."
"You know what the problem with biplanes is? You never know what direction they are going."
"What do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"I bought a new thesaurus It's nothing to write house about"
"CONDUCTOR: Oh my dad's in the audience [waves to dad] [orchestra goes crazy]"
"Did anyone else hear that France is changing the color of its flag to plain white? Supposedly it is to make battles easier."