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Joke of the Day

"If it ever becomes illegal to wear a veil to work .... beekeepers will be furious."

"What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument? The Whore-Monica"

"I used to date a midgit. She really liked it when we would 34.5. In fact, I was nuts over her."

"What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? A toilet can become president."

"I went to the store for some flatbread... They had naan."

"Did you hear about the basketball tournament in Mexico? Its Juan vs. Juan"

"I'm an adrenaline junkie and an agoraphobic. I talked to the mailman through the door once, that was a rush delivered. Edit: delivered."

"What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics."

"Is the dog ending in Silent Hill 2 an easter egg? Or is it actually canine in the storyline?"

"Twitter is the adult way of having imaginary friends."