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Joke of the Day

"*walks in *wife is murdered *looks at mirror (Written in blood) YOUR NEXT ""My next what? *from the closet ""Oh sorry typo I meant you're."

"Someone asked me what it's like now that I'm circumcized I told them I get a little less head."

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window."

"What comes after the third car? The ford car."

"What do you call a shitty band that only plays in the winter? Coldplay."

"How do they educate locomotive drivers? They train them"

"Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them."

"What's the best thing about being homeless... You don't have to duck and cover during an earthquake."

"I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs."

"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll."