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Joke of the Day

"The priest and the rabbi So, a priest and a rabbi are talking. The priest says:"" I recently fucked a little boy."" The rabbi responds:"" Out of what?"""

"Wives are magicians They can turn anything into an argument."

"Knock knock Who's there? A door salesman."

"Joke i heard between 2 airport janitors. A:""where are you going?"" B:""to the toilet, where else can one go in an airport?"" --- I would like to add that my emotional response was mixed."

"My wife still misses me But her aim is getting better"

"Challenge for r/jokes! lets hear your best non offensive jokes. (work safe ) last time i saw this posted it was filled with so a black, jew and so on."

"I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate, And the one that works at Nintendo."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'? ""Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"""

"TIL that semantics is a contraction of ""Semite Antics"" That's not true, I made that up just now. You are a racist."