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Joke of the Day

"Is there anything less intimidating than a cop on a bicycle? Wobble on, agent of justice, wobble on."

"How does Harry Potter get down a hill?.....He walks Jk Rowling"

"A lost & found note as a gesture of goodwill. Whoever lost a Rolex I report ""the time now is 20 minutes after seven"""

"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac? A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog."

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do feminists still try to blame it on the patriarchy?"

"Why do Chinese workers work so hard? Because their companies are always short-staffed."

"I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I am about to get intimate with a girl . . . . . . Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?"

"Why are british employees fat Because they get paid by the pound"

"what happened when the frog double parked? Its car got toad away."

"On cold mornings, it'd be helpful if a menacing man screamed obscenities at me in German so I'd get out of the shower."