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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a great farmer? He's outstanding in his field."
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"What do I have in common with Franz Kafka? Neither of us have finished The Castle."
"Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years."
"I'm the guy who asks for extra ketchup, notices he didn't get the extra ketchup, and says nothing further."
"Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup."
"What crime did the impotent rapist commit? Viagra-vated Assault."
"I hate tacos! Said no Juan ever."
"I'm on the fence about Hitler On one hand he killed 6 million Jews. On the other hand he did kill Hitler"
"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"
"*date* GIRL: I love hot tubs. Do you love hot tubs? LOBSTER: That's like the third time you've asked me that."