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Joke of the Day
"How does Harry Potter get down a hill?.....He walks Jk Rowling"
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"Rodman, Rogen and Jong-un walk into a bar...(add your punchline because I don't have un!)"
"What does a man with a 10 inch dick eat for breakfast? Well today I had bacon, fried eggs, toast, and milk."
"If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?"
"Judge me all you want, but I love jokes about dead children. They never get old."
"If the State of the Union is really ""the best it's ever been"" Why do we ""need"" dozens of new government programs to fix it!"
"Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people."
"Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!"
"*watching Dateline* wow this is the worst dating show ever"
"Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket."