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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint? A Bug report"
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"i like languages that pronounce all the letters in their spellings. no secrets, just each word an open faced sandwich"
"What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"They call me the human Hoyer lift... because I'm good at picking up fat chicks."
"Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel? He needed a place to crash."
"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. Didn't want it waking the wife and kids."
"My brother is addicted to break fluid... But he says he can stop any time."
"What did the water say to the boat? Nothing. It just waved."
"I went to the library and tried to take home a book on suicide The librarian said ""fuck off, you won't bring it back!"""
"Who's Microsoft's favorite musician? Adele"