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Joke of the Day
"What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do? Pee in a cup."
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"Maybe I'm just drunk, but this toilet looks alot like my neighbors car."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking."
"What did one necrophiliac say to the other as they walked by the morgue? ""You wanna stop in and suck down a couple of cold ones?"""
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler? Hitler had a plan."
"What happens when you see two twin sister witches? You don't know which witch is which!"
"Why don't witches wear panties? Better grip"
"Why did the comedian cross the road? To tell me this joke."
"I'm really upset that Vine is getting shut down, because I won't be able to use the phrase, ""do it for the Vine"" anymore... ""Do it or I'll fucking kill you"" just doesn't have the same ring to it."
"Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago"