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Joke of the Day
"Why is Hillary running for president? Because it's easier than running from law enforcement"
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"Last week I dropped my camera into the toilet The pictures were even shittier than usual"
"My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all of her musical instruments."
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"A black man walks into the university"
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