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Joke of the Day

"Why is Hillary running for president? Because it's easier than running from law enforcement"

"I once tried to become a Nazi... ...but killing people was outside mein kampf-ort zone."

"Bee population worldwide is exploding. What a time to be a hive."

"I was in denial until her wake... But then I saw her face... now I'm a bereaver"

"Why do we call dogs, K-9? ...because K-10 is for cats."

"Do you know what would happen if the Pope showed up randomly to a Catholic service? Mass hysteria."

"When people say ""May I ask who's calling?"" I like to say ""Sure, go ahead."""

"Booster cables are racist Because being black is negative."

"I lost my mood ring this morning... I don't even know how i feel about this."

"Scary: A wolf chasing you Scarier: A werewolf chasing you Scariest: A werewolf with a clipboard chasing you"