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Joke of the Day

"What's Obama's favorite thing to do on the weekend? Socialize"

"What's the hardest thing about scout camp? No, not your scout master's dick, but choosing what to wear in his tent."

"what do men with erectile disfunction and nintendo cartridges have in common? It works if you blow it before you put it in."

"I hate gender roles. They make me so angry and virile and strong"

"Two pharaohs farted at the same time. They had a toot in common."

"How does a snail win a race? It runs against Hillary."

"What gets really high in Colorado? The average elevation."

"What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !"

"Slipped on black ice So the other day I slipped on some black ice, at first I thought it was normal ice, but when I got up i noticed my wallet was missing."

"The garbage man is late. I think he's been cheating on me with some other piece of trash."