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Joke of the Day

"Why did the gold fish cross the road? To go to /r/antijokes"

"Being Santa sounds easy... (NSFW) I've got plenty of experience emptying my sack into socks."

"What do you call a cold North African? A Brrbrr"

"So I just flashed my hard drive. Though why showing my computer my schlong is meant to speed it up I'll never know."

"Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside."

"Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees? more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!"

"NSFW Squirting ""Squirting isn't a real thing is it, it's just pee, right?"" Interviewer: ""I meant questions about the job""."

"Apologies to General Tso for what I'm about to do to his chicken."

"Peeing with a boner is the hardest thing to do."

"A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""