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Joke of the Day
"Why did the gold fish cross the road? To go to /r/antijokes"
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"It would be really nice if everything was coffee."
"I went to a feminist convention. Everything was good, except for one thing. Nobody made sandwiches."
"Why is gay marriage still a thing? Because people are fucking assholes"
"When the sun explodes you will have eight minutes before the world ends. In a related story, you might want to order dessert now."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool."
"If there is more anti-matter than matter in the universe ... .... does this mean that there are more anti-black lives than black lives?"
"Jesus walks into a hotel He hands the inn keeper 3 nails and asks, ""Could you put me up for the night?"" Credit to the movie ""The Crow"" Edit: I'm going to hell."
"At midnight, thousands of people will be at Times Square to witnesss Ryan Seacrest's balls drop."
"Cop: You there! Hands over your head! Me: *raises hands* *30 avocados fall out of shirt* Cop: Holy guacamole!"