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Joke of the Day
"Why is gay marriage still a thing? Because people are fucking assholes"
Next Joke
"I can tell we still live in a sexist society because... Doctors still make more money than nurses."
"Why are ET's eyes so big? He got the phone bill"
"What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church? Christian BALE!"
"I can't believe its pancake day again already.. It's really creped up on me!"
"Golf and NASCAR are the only sports on television today. Looks like the opposite ends of the asshole spectrum will be happy."
"F(x) walks into a bar the bartender looks at him and says ""Sorry we don't cater for functions"""
"how tall is bruno mars?"
"DETROIT: im doing a secret show at 8pm tonigt at a small club dowmtown! mesage me for details!!! ME: omg a talkimg city"
"The Lannister family... Is so inbred that they are one step away from being sandwiches."