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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital? He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)"
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"Teenage Jesus: Hey dad, why you wearing that crucifix? God: It's an idea I have for a public holiday. TJ: Huh? G: It's complicated."
"Q: How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, ""man, I could do that!"""
"What do you call a Jihad male cow? Abominable"
"They say a woman does better research than the FBI... Good thing a man can hide secrets better than the CIA."
"A young boy came up to his mother crying, when his mother asked him what was wrong, He said, ""I went to Jared"""
"What is worse then sweat on Olivia Newton John? Come on Eileen"
"imagime if introverts were as aggresive to extroverts as extroverts r to introverts ""why do u hav to socialize"" ""why dont u stay in"" ""loser"""
"Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone."
"Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant."