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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jihad male cow? Abominable"

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"Jew Jokes Aren't Funny. Anne Frankly I find them offensive."
"Where did the Indian buy his sandwiches? The New Dehli"
"I went to a zoo, but they only had one animal there. That animal was was a dog. It was a shitzu."
"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"
"A sex joke I wrote I don't tell her where to go. but why does she always come?"
"Trump Tower and Michael Phelps Between Michael Phelps and Trump Tower, it has been the biggest week for suction cups in the history of mankind."
"What do you call a fancy toilet? A dapper crapper"
"A woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars The Judge asked ""First time offender?"" She replied, ""No, first time a Gibson, then a Fender."""
"TIL why Conservatives don't use birth control. Boys don't get pregnant."