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"Is this math joke going to be bad? Paraboly"
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"Algorithm Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did."
"What cheese is the most religious? Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)"
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"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit hahaha asuhhhh dude"
"I'm on hold. My call is important to them."
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