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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no Irish lawyers? They can't pass the bar."

"Airbags are srs business ....anyone?"

"Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck? The gluteus maximus"

"I think I finally found your G-Spot. It's been in my wallet the whole time."

"In the motorcycle safety course they tell you that target fixation is bad, where your eyes are looking is where you usually end up. Must be why I keep running over female joggers."

"Nothing like an episode of ""I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"" to make you feel like a Harvard double major."

"What's a candidates favorite instrument? Trump-et"

"I went to see a palm reader. ""Judging by your palms,"" he said, ""I can tell that you masturbate frequently."" ""Sorry,"" I apologised, ""I should probably wipe that off."""

"Can I ask you a question? Me and my co worker was having a good conversation about school that lasted about 20 mins. Then she said ""Can I ask you a question"" and I replied ""You just did"""

"My wife is my sex object Everytime i ask for sex, she object."