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Joke of the Day
"Why is Anthony Weiner considered a hipster? He had has dick out for Harambe before it was cool."
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"First rule of I'd Hit That Club is: don't say ""I'd hit that."" in front of your wife."
"What's the difference between a black person and a Jewish person? How they steal your money"
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"Imagine meeting the person of your dreams and then finding out they use cutlery to eat a burger."
"Just hired a dirtying lady. About to watch her and my cleaning lady fight it out."
"3 rules for having good teeth: brush and floss twice a day, see your dentist twice a year, and keep your nose out of other peoples business."
"What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader."