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Joke of the Day

"what's better than roses on the piano? Tulips on your organ."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !"

"""A smile is like tight underwear...it makes your cheeks go up."

"Apple Released A Pack of Playing Cards that Only has 48 Cards They removed all the Jacks"

"""I love watching myself in the mirror while I shoot dope."" Said Tom in vain."

"Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?"

"""Dave's coming for dinner tonight."" ""Dave from work or Dave who misquotes Disney...?"" [from outside] ""...hakuna banana."""

"Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it!"

"What's white & falls from the sky? ""The coming of the Lord."" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."