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Joke of the Day

"State trash talk thread Insult your fellow state"

"Doctor Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!"

"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... Are you an iWitness?"

"I received some food stamps the other day They tasted terrible."

"*wakes up drenched in sweat* WAS BINGO THE FARMER OR THE DOG?"

"None of my Barbies are speaking to each other because Ken got Skipper pregnant again. You can imagine the tension in my house tonight."

"I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, read, my tweets, like William, Shatner."

"-Sir we found hot glue in her ears nose and mouth, seems she suffocated. -Well whoever did this must be pretty....crafty. -Go to hell sir."

"What's the difference between me and a dentist? The dentist pulls it out when it hurts."