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Joke of the Day

"Minions.3D.BluRayRiP.4K.aXX0.torrent Talk like a pirate day"

"How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels."

"Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor? He was a degenerate triangle."

"Here's a double entendre joke I made up Why do grump pedophiles like cats? They're assholes..."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea."

"A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee. It was grounds for dismissal."

"NASA launches bovines into space It was the herd shot round the world!"

"Why british wete at war with nazi germany? Because they couldnt afford another Aryans stealing their tea."

"Did you guys hear about the funk singer who stubbed his toe? He said ""ow""."

"I'm gonna make a photo editing type program that makes you look like a Hobbit and call it Frodoshop."