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Joke of the Day

"Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor? He was a degenerate triangle."

"At what time does Sean Connery arrive at The Wimbledon? Tenish..."

"Why is OP's mum like a bowling ball? Because she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down an alley then still comes back for more."

"What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels."

"Harry: Want to see a magic trick? Voldemort: Let's see what you got Potter. Harry: Got your nose! Voldemort: You know I hate that game."

"Do girls budget their tears so they don't dehydrate & other legitimate questions"

"How much did Juan weigh after eating Chinese food? Juan ton"

"What do you call a dirty Jew? Alive."

"Wanna hear a joke? The broncos"

"My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place."