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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea."

"Auto-correct is the new... Is Auto-correct the new Freudian dick? Or Is Anal-correct the new Freudian slip?"

"What do you call a fat asian? A chunk. (Chink)"

"This article says 80% of men feel confident being naked in front of a woman. Twitter says the rest prefer being naked in front of a donut."

"If your conspiracy theory doesn't involve cats, don't bother me."

"What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night? Morgue Attendant"

"Whats the best way to watch porn? In double HD."

"Gave my seat to a blind man on the bus Lost my job as a bus driver."

"If ""loving you"" is wrong, then i don't want to be right!"

"I think Argentina is quite capable of deciding who it wants to cry for. Stop being so bossy Eva."