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Joke of the Day

"Why british wete at war with nazi germany? Because they couldnt afford another Aryans stealing their tea."

"How do stoners travel? On the canna-bus."

"One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball."

"My analogies are like vacuums.... They suck."

"What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese? Rady O'Gaga"

"I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was colour blind.. It came completely out of the green"

"What video game console can you not be upset while playing? The Nomad"

"Why did Romeo and Juliet break up? They were in a **toxic** relationship!"

"Wanna know the best part about being in 10 year long marriages? Having sex with a different woman every year."

"Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks."