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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke with the punchline that is invisible to idiots?"
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"Good in bed? So I was asked by a girl recently if I was good in bed. My reply: ""I know I'm good in bed because I'm always satisfied!"""
"Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day Set a man on fire and he is warm for a lifetime."
"So i asked this girl to have phone sex with me.. She said she cant, because she has Virgin Mobile.."
"How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1. Put some headphones in your pocket. 2. Wait one minute. Ta Da !"
"Why did the coke can throw itself off the building, and why did it become so famous? It was soda pressed"
"If you are trading Cephalopods, it's important that you exchange those that are of equal size and value. You know.... Squid Pro Quo"
"Why aren't orphans laughing? Because jokes aren't apparent."
"Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel."
"I used to think Paul Walker was Gay Turns out he's flamming"