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Joke of the Day
"I forgot to pluck my eyebrows while getting ready this morning. It was an oversight."
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"Thanks Grandpa My grandfather always said, 'Don't watch your money; watch your health.' So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."
"BEST JOKE EVER What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"How many Jews can fit in a car? 2 In the front, 2 in the back, and six million in the ash tray! *Drops mic* *Gets shot*"
"reminder: the best way to say benedict cumberbatch is to the tune of photograph by nickelback"
"Why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donation? Handmade things are costlier."
"If you meet someone who believes obesity is genetic, there is a 100% chance they've consumed a #3 at McDonald's in the past 24 hours."
"Some people get paid to make fish puns... I just do it for the halibut."
"Repeat after me: President Trump."
"What's a nanny's favorite letter? I don't know, but it's not E."