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Joke of the Day
"Women are like Wi-Fi. They're everywhere and no one will tell me the password"
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"ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US would they be considered a developing nation?"
"Oprah lost a fortune in the stock market. Don't worry, she gained it all back."
"Being calm is not something I rate."
"[wedding] i wrote my own vows *removes paper* ""chickety china the chinese chicken"" whoops wrong one *2nd paper* ""if i had $1,000,000"""
"Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete? The old one was made of steal."
"I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today... It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked."
"Don't you hate it when dontyouhateitwhenpeopledontusespaces"
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"Tell me Jeeves, are lemons tweeting? -No,sir. -Well, it seems I squeezed the canary in my tea again."