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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train the other trains the mind."

"Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef"

"What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra? Do you even lift?"

"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? Seizure salad"

"Leonardo's Solution to ""The Da Vinci Code"" ""Sibble. Stay id bed, dreeg pluddy ub fludes, taig eggstra Zinc ed Vidabid-C."""

"Who, me? Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work."

"Why did Adele cross the road? So I could hit her with my car and shut everyone up."

"A Kiss can make my whole day... But anal could make my hole weak"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent."

"One guy says to another, ""I feel like a million bucks!"" And the other guy says, ""Me, too! But how can we get it?"" Title."