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Joke of the Day
"What belongs to me but is used the most by others? My ex-wife"
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"I just found out that my UPS guy is a monkey... ...and he's driving me bananas!"
"Obama: we need to create a plan to reduce pollution Biden: *turns from watching captain planet* have you asked the planeteers for help?"
"I said hi to Ellen Pao today She told me to stop being sexist"
"What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog? Anne Frank's"
"Do you know what looks funny? s p o u ,no u p no"
"I woke up because of birds chirping.nI wish I had wings too.nI would fly to each of these birds & choke them one by one. n6 am is too early."
"What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
"Why did the cat put the letter ""M"" into the fridge ? Because it turns ""ice"" into ""mice"" !"
"What's a Cuban's favorite song? Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS"