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Joke of the Day
"What belongs to me but is used the most by others? My ex-wife"
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"Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders."
"A bride just said ""today I'm marrying my best friend"" it's like hey great choice, because marrying your mortal enemy seems risky & dangerous"
"My niece just yelled ""MY DINNER IS BETTER THAN YOUR DINNER"" so I looked over and she was eating doritos with a fork"
"Why can't you ever trust a cat? Because they are always lion"
"Whats the definition of love true love and showing off? Spitting swallowing and gargling."
"Three words are having an argument... Had, Made, and Did were having a very heated argument. They became more and more agitated as the argument went on. It was beyond tense... It was past tense."
"How does a Jewish man know his wife died? Well, the sex is the same but the dishes are piling up."
"In god we trust Everyone else must pay cash"
"Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek? Because it's the future"