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Joke of the Day
"Why do French tanks have review mirrors? Because they want to see the front line too"
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"good cop bag cop. the first cop is super nice. the second is an Adidas sports bag. no suspect has been charged ever."
"After I got divorced, my former wife told me about a movie she gave 2 thumbs up that I should definitely take the kids to see. I told her, ""That wouldn't be appropriate. That movie is ex-rated"""
"*Pillsbury Doughboy approaches mic* I would like to apologize for my recent actions, but would remind you I never claimed to be a roll model"
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"How do you blow a tranny? Depends on your definition of a tranny"
"A former boxer decided to go into the writing business There is no punchline."
"Priests, TV personalities and now MPs guilty of bum fidderling no wonder us children of the 70/80s bang on about playing outside all day...who the f*ck would have wanted to go indoors"
"Receiving reddit gold was like losing my virginity. I knew it would never happen again."
"It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head."