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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a dyslexic fish? Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!"
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"How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian"
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cart has claws at the end of its paws. A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. Edit: spelling"
"Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob"
"What do you call a female android? Synthia Lmao"
"My boyfriend is so bad at tongue-twisters, he can't even say ""I love you"" ONE times fast!!"
"A bear and a rabbit are pooping next to each other. The bears asks: ""Does your fur stick to the poop?"" The rabbit replied with: ""Of course not."" Then the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."