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Joke of the Day
"It's not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you've reached your destination."
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"Trump was recently asked his opinion on Roe vs. Wade... He thought it was two different ways to get across the Potomac."
"[DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus."
"Why don't the Chinese have casinos? Because they don't like Tibet"
"I may have to divorce my wife... My son broke both his arms today."
"FUN GAME: when someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, with their surname, and say ""Like the murderer?!"""
"The worst analogy ever is like pudding."
"I went to the zoo and there was one dog in the whole zoo. It was a shih tzu"
"Little known fact: Most Star Wars' space fights filmed in a church Pew Pew Pew"
"I WISH I WAS DUMBER SO I DIDNT REALIZE THE SUBTLE HORRORS OF THE UNIVERSE"