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Joke of the Day

"Why Obama shouldn't take the penny out of circulation. He said he would bring change, not take it away."

"What do you call an Asian gold digger? Cha Ching"

"I think I'm indecisive... but I'm not really sure."

"Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one."

"Before you start your artisanal candle business ask yourself: does the world need one more lychee-scented soy candle? Or even one?"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street One of them was assaulted"

"You haven't experienced awkwardness and felt like a complete idiot until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish."

"How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season? Only 25...because there's Noel."

"Did you know most baking companies are family owned & operated... they're all in bread!"

"Why did Cain kill his brother? Because he was Abel to."