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Joke of the Day

"My friend from Mexico got bit by a mosquito.. he could not figure out why his American friend was not receiving bites as well. I told him the bugs were hungry for Mexican tonight."

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"Anything can be sexual If you think about it long and hard enough."
"Multitasking: screwing up several things at once."
"What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods? Teenagers these days be all ""I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."""
"Tiger, Lance and Tom walk into a cold bar... ""Heaters,"" the bartender cries in frustration, ""I told him to send me heaters!"""
"I was down on the dock with some friends and they kept on trying to get me to drink. I reluctantly gave into pier pressure."
"What do you call a monkey sitting on a lions back? The most animalistic way to ride a pussy"
"What do you call a funny hill? Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :|"
"A guy goes to the bar. The bouncer asks if the guy is driving. The guy responds, ""No I'm standing""."
"A cop came to my house and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes that's ridiculous I said, my dogs don't ride bikes."