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Joke of the Day

"My grandpa dies in a concentration camp He fell from a guard tower."

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? He said ""I still love Vista, baby!"""

"I was going to write a joke about Kim kardashian's orifices, but they've all been done."

"I can't stop drinking about you."

"Bill Gates is a good rapper. Word."

"NASA just released a statement that on Dec.21 at 4:30PM, it will start to get dark in New York City. They're calling it ""sunset""."

"Did you hear about the guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid? It's okay though, he said he can stop whenever he wants."

"""Can I buy you a drink?"" Sure! What's your name? ""Uhh. I don't know. I never get this far"" You don't know your name? *sweats* Pants are cool"

"I got a new book and I can't seem to put it down. That's the problem with slathering one's hands with rubber cement before touching things."

"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding"