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Joke of the Day
"I finished a sudoku today so I'm ready to do your taxes."
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"Ever hear the joke about the 3 Irish guys who left the pub? No? Neither have I."
"Passport pictures make you look exactly how you feel just before that much needed vacation."
"Whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job does not give you a raise."
"As a quiet and skinny person, I feel like we should charge loud and fat people more to ride the subway. It won't be difficult to implement either. All we would need to do is charge them by volume."
"How many Jews does it take to fix an oven? Hitler stopped trying at 6 million."
"I went for a depression test. Came back negative."
"I like my beer like i like my violence.. Domestic."
"What movie title best fits The Flash's sex life? The Fast and the Furious."
"This person told me ""When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!"" Alas, swine flu."