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Joke of the Day
"I went for a depression test. Came back negative."
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"Where will the Womens World Cup final be held? Kitchen Stadium"
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..... ...that way when you criticize them you are a mile away, and have their shoes."
"What do you call an ESA engineer serving the comet lander? Philae Minion"
"I like my men like I like my coffee... White, tepid, and saccharine sweet."
"Royal jokes. (discuss) I want to see what jokes people can come up with about the British Royal family."
"How to break up with someone: You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: Which one? You: ME. You: BYEEEE"
"I'm not superstitious, I'm just kindastitious!!!"
"Just found out Fox News's website has a Science section, which I assume links to a video of Sean Hannity screaming at a biology textbook."
"Did you hear about the drunken idiot who flew into a black hole? I don't think he understood the gravity of his situation."