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Joke of the Day
"What movie title best fits The Flash's sex life? The Fast and the Furious."
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"TIL Atheism.... ...is a non-prophet organization"
"What's Tim Cook's new nickname? Jack The Ripper"
"All my gay friends must be businessmen... cause they keep talking about their partners."
"Credit card fraud is wrong. Unless you're poor & really horny & think a rich guy wont notice a $20/month fee for your amputee fetish."
"18: You & I are getting fat bec. u cook so damn good! IT'S.ALL.YOUR.FAULT! I was insulted, complimented, then scolded in under 2.5 seconds."
"Haven't heard from my boyfriend in 3 days. Trying to start a prayer chain. He blocked me after I set up a wedding website so please RT."
"What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird."
"A feminist once told me that there are no documented cases of ""bra burning"" in history that's just herstory"
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose ""B."""