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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job does not give you a raise."
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"Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove"
"I read somewhere that Alligators only have to eat once every three weeks... if only that Disney Alligator could have waited one more day."
"A cowboy walks into a gay bar... He tells the bartender ""I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls."" The bartender replies ""well, moo moo buckaroo."""
"People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away."
"how many Mexicans... How many Mexicans does it take to... Oh shit, they're already done."
"I respect the guy who drives his Blue BMW through the White Castle drive thru. It's like he's saying: ""I'm better than youbut not by much."""
"Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys are stupid too."
"""Hey, we're best friends! This is the most fun ever! Lets take some pictures!"" - drunk people"
"a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog"