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Joke of the Day
"How many Jews does it take to fix an oven? Hitler stopped trying at 6 million."
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"Opinions are like orgasms. I don't care if a woman has one."
"Has anyone seen what's up with that Subway Jared guy lately?! He got fat again!"
"What gets louder as its gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor."
"Have you guys seen Stevie Wonder's new concert? Neither has him."
"Surreal, wtf, insane Repost: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. lolwut Any similar?"
"Poor onions I cried when my Dad sliced Onions. I missed Onions. He was a good dog."
"I left my phone at home and had no idea what to do with my hands while I drove"
"When I found out that my girlfriend was a vegan... I pretended I'd never met herbivore."
"What do worms and girls have in common? They both squirm when you eat them"