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Joke of the Day
"I like my beer like i like my violence.. Domestic."
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"""Does this hurt?"" ""YES!"" ""What about this?"" ""OW!"" *Dr. writes notes* ""Patient shows symptoms of pain when stabbed with knife. Keep updates."""
"Why can't pirates play any card games? Because someone's always on the deck!"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone? Virgin Mobile."
"Melon love Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other. ""Honeydew you love me?"" asked the first. ""Yes,"" replied the second, ""but we cantaloupe."""
"Why did the yoga pants come in last place? They were bringing up the rear."
"What is the meaning of life? A movie. Told to me by Siri. Pissed myself."
"One goldfish to his tankmate: ""If there's no God who changes the water?"""
"2Pac died because he lived the thug life. This 6 pack is going to die because I live the chug life."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !"