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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two Chinese government massacres? Tienanmen squared"
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"I legitimately often expect WebMD to return the result of ""turns out you are a loser."""
"Dryer settings: - not the least bit dry - shrunk to barely fit 12 yr old you"
"My dad was a magician... He could be walking down the street and turn into a bar."
"What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster"
"Xbox exclusive games"
"I had to fire my secretary after she got implants... She used to work for a flat rate, then she demanded I pay her an inflated rate."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away."
"Why can't Jesus roller skate? Because he's naild to a cross."