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Joke of the Day
"What did the Third Reich say when they fired Hitler? ""You're ladolf."""
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"I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on my with my dad.... Can't belive I'm going to be an uncle."
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"I don't know what to think of mountain-climbing. It has it's ups and downs."
"What do you call a sad suicidal bird? A Robin Williams."
"Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder."
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