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Joke of the Day
"What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana-shing"
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"I would teach Honey-boo-boo to speak in the third person, just to hear what she'd say if she had a small cut on her arm."
"""I would absolutely say I'm an introvert!"" - Guy screaming to his table full of friends at brunch."
"Helen Keller wouldnt know what a dick was if it hit her in the face."
"Ten times two is the same as eleven times two Ten times two is twenty Andersen times two is twenty, too"
"A Jew walks into a bank... ""Honey I'm home!"""
"In Russian thanksgiving, Turkey shoots you."
"What's the worst thing about having sex with 21 year olds? There are 20 of them."
"All-Girls High School ""The number one most commonly used phrase in any all-girls high school is 'behind my back!' The second most common is 'right to my face!'"" - Celia Pacquola"
"All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is, intelligent men don't get into relationships."