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Joke of the Day
"What's the pink panther's to do list? *To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo"
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"Weird I always was a little different growing up. People are always coming up to me and asking me, ""Jay, why are you so odd, why are you so weird?"" Then I say, ""How the fuck do you know my name?"""
"Two toothpicks are walking through the forest they come across a hedgehog. Says one to the other ""Look, a bus!"""
"Apparently If ur BF says ""if anything happens to me,I want u to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."
"What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed? He re-posts it."
"Where do literal dogs live? On the roof."
"you gotta turn your phone off when you fly in case an old plane text you and your new plane get jealous"
"*interrupts parent & child on bus* Actually thats not true, Wolverine has died many times *they get up* Your mother cant shelter you forever"
"My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he's finished."
"My ex is coming to town tomorrow so I have to lose fifty pounds by morning."