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Joke of the Day
"Musing I've had: If a person has sex with sheep, do they need to wear a condomn?"
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"going to do everything the Nyquil bottle tells me not to"
"Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends."
"Harriet Tubman printed on $20 notes, immediately rendering them worth $12. #threefifthscompromise #myjokesarefunnierwhenIexplainthem"
"My girlfriend says I listen to too much Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
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"People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the humidity to admit it."
"I am constantly putting things where they don't belong, like the cereal in the fridge or my keys in the laundry or my faith in other people."