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Joke of the Day
"Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies? (OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto."
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"Best yo momma joke? Your momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says ""stay over there"""
"Did you hear about Lorena Bobbitt's car accident? Yeah, some dick cut her off."
"We gave our children old-fashioned names... Our little boy is Hunter and our little girl is Gatherer. - Brian Kiley"
"My marriage counselor told me that I suffer from premature ejaculation... I said...""I don't suffer."""
"Someone blew up a department store because they didn't stock basic clothing... There were no casual tees."
"Did you hear the joke about the blind prostitute? ...You really gotta hand it to her."
"I put my pants on just like everyone else. With the help of my twelve most trusted cats."
"What do you say to a Female comedian who has just had a miscarriage? ""You should work on your delivery""."
"What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner?? He breaks his nose."