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Joke of the Day

"My marriage counselor told me that I suffer from premature ejaculation... I said...""I don't suffer."""

"There are three types of people in the world... Those that can count and those that can't."

"What do you call a German taking a shower? A Showerkraut."

"First time I saw a dry erase board I said thats ""remarkable"""

"I have decided to become a dolphin... It is my true porpoise in life"

"I don't get why everybody hates on ISIS.... Their drug policy, for one, is incredibly progressive. Women get stoned legally over there all the time!"

"If a transvestite goes missing... Should we put their picture on a carton of half and half?"

"Never realized how out of shape I was until I started sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds."

"did you know there are people who hate jews who are not nazis? yeah, they.re called tenants."

"I have a diabetic racist uncle who doesn't get on with milk. He lacks toes and tolerance."