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Joke of the Day

"I put my pants on just like everyone else. With the help of my twelve most trusted cats."

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."

"So, have you guys seen the headlines about 'Jesus might have had a wife'? I don't know why they're still speculating. After all, it's pretty clear that *someone* was nailing him."

"Trees are really rude They're always throwing shade!"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, and one's a busty crustacean."

"If you could travel the world with only one person, who would that be? Dora. She has like everything in her backpack."

"What did the caveman say when he tried to have sex in his dark cave? I fucking rock."

"How about a baseball cap that says ""BALD"", so you can cover your gross bald head, but when you take it off no one is surprised/disappointed?"

"What water does Snake drink? Big Voss."

"Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity."