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Joke of the Day

"Executioner: final words? Executionee:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Er: you done? Ee: didn't buy me as much time as I thought actually."

"My wife wants me to be her sexual advisor She said:""if I want your fucking opinion I'll ask for it"""

"[last supper] ""Wine!"" exclaims Jesus touching everyone's water glasses. ""Wine, wine, wine [arrives at Judas] Mountain Dew lol."""

"What did the Philosophy Ph.D say to the fat black woman? Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"

"What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A Chocolate Chip Wookiee."

"What do you call a grandma that know martial arts? A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells."

"My mom just got out of rehab for her knees Knee addiction is tough, it's one of the toughest habits to kick"

"Just saw Jennifer Aniston on the cover of ""Magazine Cover"" magazine."

"[NSFW] What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"

"I was thinking about sharing a joke about the Boston Marathon Bombings But there are just some lines that should not be crossed"