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Joke of the Day

"Executioner: final words? Executionee:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Er: you done? Ee: didn't buy me as much time as I thought actually."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bail."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing in her backyard? Neither did she."

"Today I saw a Japanese man rushing to the elevator The door was closing, so I held it open for him. He replied with, ""Sank you"". Why did he have to mention Pearl Harbor like that?"

"Corny computer jokes? Why was the spider inside the Computer? He was looking for a webpage!"

"""Say ur a bad girl"" I'm a bad girl ""oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do..."" ooh i'm gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice"

"Would I be in a porno for a million dollars? It depends. What kind of porn? Will my mom see it? Do I have to pay the million all at once?"

"Religion is like masturbation. It's okay to practice it at home in private, but when people start gathering to do it together shit goes downhill."

"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a convicted felon and it is clear that prison life wasn't easy on him. It doesn't help that Six is, naturally, a little timid."

"Did you know.. Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"